IdleRPG Event changes!

[Halbarad]

Here's the list of calamities and godsends. Feel free to replace or add to any of these; just post them up  here and in a day or two I'll recompile the file to send back to Onigiri.

Calamity: was bitten by drdink

Calamity:  fell into a hole

Calamity:  bit their tongue

Calamity:  set themself on fire

Calamity:  ate a poisonous fruit

Calamity:  lost their mind

Calamity:  died, temporarily..

Calamity:  was caught in a terrible snowstorm

Calamity:  EXPLODED, somewhat..

Calamity:  got knifed in a dark alley

Calamity:  saw an episode of Ally McBeal

Calamity:  got turned INSIDE OUT, practically

Calamity:  ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn

Calamity:  met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills

Calamity:  has fallen ill with the black plague

Calamity:  was struck by lightning

Calamity:  was attacked by a rabid cow

Calamity:  was attacked by a rabid wolverine

Calamity:  was set on fire

Calamity:  was decapitated, temporarily..

Calamity:  was tipped by a cow

Calamity:  was bucked from a horse

Calamity:  was bitten by a møøse

Calamity:  was sat on by a giant

Calamity:  ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi

Calamity:  got harassed by peer

Calamity:  got lost in the woods

Calamity:  misplaced his map

Calamity:  broke his compass

Calamity:  lost his glasses

Calamity:  walked face-first into a tree

Godsend:  found a pair of Nikes

Godsend:  caught a unicorn

Godsend:  discovered a secret, underground passage

Godsend:  was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly

Godsend:  discovered caffeinated coffee

Godsend:  grew an extra leg

Godsend:  was visited by a very pretty nymph

Godsend:  found kitten
Godsend:  learned Perl

Godsend:  found an exploit in the IRPG code

Godsend:  tamed a wild horse

Godsend:  found a one-time-use spell of quickness

Godsend:  bought a faster computer

Godsend:  bribed the local IRPG administrator

Godsend:  stopped using dial-up

Godsend:  invented the wheel

Godsend:  gained a sixth sense

Godsend:  got a kiss from drwiii

Godsend:  had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy

Godsend:  was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream

Godsend:  was bitten by a radioactive spider

Godsend:  hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny

Godsend:  was accepted into Pi Beta Phi

[Sunhawk]

Here's a few suggestions:

Calamities:
- got lost in ff.net
- fell into the Pit of Yaoi
- distracted by an attractive aqua-transexual
- stopped to beat on Kwok
- wasted time downloading h-manga
- met up with a killer rabbit
- had an unfortunate encounter with a large wooden badger

Godsends:
- Assassinated the front-runner
- Sacrificed to the peer-gods
- Killed a kitten
- Grew a "third leg"
- Learned the true power of perversion from Happosai

[Dracos]

Calamities:

Met  Fox.

Dracos

[odin]

Calamity:  lost control of the FLAPERONS!

-Dan

[Ragnar]

Calamity: Put fork in toaster

Calamity: Richard Simmons visits

Calamity: Spleen malfunction

Calamity: Lost sock in dryer


Godsend: Discovered beer

Godsend: Cookies!

[Merc]

Hmm...well, as long as suggestions are being made, I might as well suggest two:

Godsend - Went to an anime convention. Got free loot.

Calamity - Went to an anime convention. Got a restraining order.

[Jason_Miao]

Thought of these on the flight back, yesterday.

C ate a poisonous fruit -> C read a Skysaber fic
C saw an episode of AllyMcBeal -> C saw an episode of Airmaster
C met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills -> C met up with Cy after hitting on IYChan
C has fallen ill with the black plague-> C has fallen ill after reading Artemis's Lover
C was attacked by a rabid wolverine -> C was attacked by a rabid plushie
C was set on fire (+ by Bjorn)
C was sat on by a giant -> C was forced to C&C a Kaydee fic
C got harassed by peer -> C got harassed by Casiopea's curse
G was visited by a very pretty nymph -> G was visited by a very pretty (Any volunteers?  I was going to name a name, but figured that I don't want to be smacked by said person every time I go into the chan)
G found kitten -> found Tabyk
G learned Perl -> G learned Unlambda
G tamed a wild horse -> G tamed R.7
G bought a PS2 -> G linked everyone's consoles into a beowulf cluster
G bribed the local IRPG administrator -> G bribed Onigiri with a riceball
G stopped using dial up -> G stopped using the Java Client
G was bitten by a radioactive spider -> G was bitten by a radioactive Yutharin
G was acceped into Pi Beta Phi -> G was accepted into #soulriders

QUESTS:
[explore and chart] T'rnalvph -> fanfic.net
[locate the ancient writings] Ahmo -> DFR, prophet of the blind god Io -> NULL , Time as Deity -> A Tale of 10 Yen
[slay the great] Dokt'r Wiii -> Kaori (If most people don't remember Kaori, switch with Gubby)
[return the stolen relics] relics -> characters, Iao-Sabao -> Shade, to the city of Velvragh -> NULL, the religious riot -> Ornstead's whining
[hunt down] mountain wolves -> AOLers lacking grammatical knowledge, slaying the regions' cows -> annoying the channel members
[setup a trade route] Qwok -> Kwok, Cuincey-Love Vikk'l -> Gamelon Leader DeSloc
[kill the resurrected] Jow Botzian -> NULL, zombies-> zombie processes, young wizard's wayward spell -> an incorrectly implemented program demonstrating concurrency.