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Returning to normality....? (Haruka thread)

Started by Anastasia, September 21, 2004, 01:20:30 PM

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Liddo-kun

Haruka chews on her bottom lip as indecision occupies her mind.  Should she allow Viluy's mom to continue her course and coax an answer from Viluy, or should she just reveal it here and now.

She sighed, her decision made.  With dread determination, "She does have someone she likes," Haruka says, just as Yasuko begins making her way down the steps.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

She stops, turning and peering at you, "Reaaally," she asks, warming up. "I knew it! So, who's the guy? It isn't some gang member, is it?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

"The person Viluy likes is..."  seeing her so animated and happy about Viluy and the going on in her life made what she was about to say that much more difficult,  "...me."
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

That gets a reaction, at least. That's a good thing...right?

Yasuko stops, blinking once. "You're it," she smiles broadly, "That's wonderful!" With that, she runs downstairs, yelling, "Viluy, why didn't yout ell me?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Haruka stands rooted in her spot atop the stairs, mouth agape.  That definitely was NOT the reaction she was expecting.  Watching the back of the quickly scampering Yasuko, Haruka didn't know what to say.

The dramas sure are different from reality, she thought to herself as she made her way down the steps to join Viluy.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

You miss your love's first comment, but Yasuko is louder, as she hugs the girl. "Haruka's a wonderful man, dear," she smiles broadly. "Why didn't you tell me you liked him? I'd have made a nice dinner for the two of you, or given you my charge card to go out."

Viluy stares on, stunned at this. Her eyebrows twich, especially at the 'man' part.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Haruka skids to a halt, her mind processing the going ons.

Haruka's a wonderful MAN?  Why didn't you tell me you liked HIM?

She slapped a palm against her head as a migraine seemed to be on the horizon.  Crap crap crappity crap CRAP!  I'm not in a DRAMA, it's a COMEDY!!

Haruka wanted so very much to find a deep, dark hole to hide in for a while, but walked into Viluy's sight.  She gave the currently motherly embraced girl a sickly smile, communicating the dread she was feeling.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

Viluy is paralysed in indecision as her mothers her, shaking. "Ah...ah...." Viluy fumbles openly, sending you a look of pure shock and confusion. "Yes, Mother," she finally murmurs, mouthing to you, 'HELP'.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Haruka coughs, trying to draw Yasuko's attention away from the rattled Viluy.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

She turns to you, releasing Viluy - who slumps into a nearby chair, shaken. "Oh, Haruka," she smiles. "Have you been dating Viluy for long? You should have told me earlier, dear...I'd have gladly given you money to go out instead of sitting around here for dinner."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Now how to approach this....  Seeing the woman before her so overjoyed really did make this gender misunderstanding suck.  Slowly and as clearly as possible, Haruka said, "I'm not a man."
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

Yasuko blinks. "Don't be so hard on yourself," she smiles, "I know you're young, but you look man enough." Nodding, she goes to the purse she left nearby, reaching in and taking out a charge card. "Now," she walks forward, pressing it into your hands. "Why don't you take Viluy out someone nice, hm?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Haruka wasn't sure if she wanted to laugh or cry as she shot Viluy a look.  She was TRYING her best to let the woman know as gently as possible, really, but subtlety was having as much effect as waving a plush knife in front of an invading horde.

Pushing the charge card back to Yasuko, she clasped her hands around the woman's own, trying to make her understand.  "That's not what I said, no, it's not what I meant," Haruka was getting a tad irritated with her own fumblings, "What I'm trying to say is that I'm a--"
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Anastasia

Just before the fatal words leave your lips, Viluy cuts you off. "What she means is that s, er, he'll love to do it," she panics, rushing over, nodding, and taking the card. "Now...ah, go upstairs and we'll have a good time, okay?" Now waiting for a reply, she half shoves her a good way up the stairs, turning to you once she does so.

Panic rages on her face as she says, "Haruka, dear?" she asks. "Could we not tell my mother unprepared? Please?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Liddo-kun

Haruka blinks a few times incredulously.  "First you want to feminize me and now you want me to become your 'man' again, eh?" she asks, shooting Viluy an amused look.

"Sure, we can play this game," Haruka tells her, pulling the frazzled girl into a comforting hug.  "Oh the things I do for you....  Just don't let this bite you in the butt," she whispers in warning.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.