Ryoga's Weakest Victory

[Rakhal]

And for an encore, how about some eeeeevilll Ryouga...

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2342672/1/

Title: Ryoga's weakest victory (6 parts)
File: Not stored in the Ranma Archives
FFNET Id: 2342672
Author: Fenristhewlf (ice_burn80@hotmail.com)
Flags: Dark, Continuation, Quality Fair
Created: 28-04-2005

Ryoga dreams of disposing of his arch rival Ranma and thus clearing his path
to Akane. An accident with one of the aging mushrooms gives him finally
gives him his chance! Chasing down the now 4 year old girl that Ranma has
become, Ryoga drops her off a cliff and returns home in triumph! At least
until his consciousness gets the better of him. However, Ranma has survived,
and when Ryoga finds her he gets a better idea...

Incomplete 44pp

[Dracos]

Heh, no link?  =)  Where'd it arrive from, Rakhal?

Dracos

[Sunhawk]

It's just... well, weak.

[Dracos]

Yeah, reading through it.

The author needs to brush up on his proofreading, but besides that, he's entirely too sloppy with events.

Dracos

[DB]

Yeah, bad fic. I've never been big on Author Created Crimes fics (ie the author has character x commit something horrible that they never did or even tried to do in the genuine series).  This is one of them

[KLSymph]

*opens the fic*

"Bankosai tenketsu!"

Great first impression.

A rock shattered into oblivion and flung its self into the reaches of the forest as Ranma dodged Ryoga's blow.

Equally great second impression.

[Rakhal]

Didn't you know of Ryouga's new attack?

The Bankosai Tenketsu involves stabbing a pool ball with your finger. The ball then flies off three cushions and into your opponents face where it explodes!

Obvious!

--Rakhak

[KLSymph]

Feh.

Bankosai Tenketsu Revised!

*pokes the side of the Nippon Ginkou Annex Building*

*nothing happens*

...

*walks away whistling innocently*

[Edward]

Oh boy, Evil Not-Ryouga versus Wimpy Not-Ranma.

Bleah.

[Rakhal]

I think these last two fics validate why I stopped doing the index. There is no point in carrying this on.
--Rakhal

[Edward]

I've found your index useful, but I can imagine what a chore it is dealing with bad fics.

Perhaps make it submission only and run the submissions past a poll here.  That way you don't have to read it all.

[Jeram]

The index was brilliant and so comprehensive it brings a tear to my eye.  But sad as it is, I understand why Rak stopped.  With thousands of fics in the RAAC alone - and five hundred billion horrid ones on FF.net, who can keep up?

Rak wrote the fairest summaries of my fics I've ever seen - and I'm talking about some pretty insane ones.  So for that, I must tip my hat.

-J

[Rakhal]

Another chapter of this has been released. New heights of crapulosity have been attained. Read at your own risk

[Edward]

Another chapter?  I could barely finish the first.  >_<