Big Guns For Bing-Gan

[Corwin]

"Alas, it will be necessary to tear it to shreads, if you wish to keep your unmarried status," Bing Gan says gravely.

[Kwokinator]

"No... thanks..." Hao Long drops his head in defeat, accepting the reality that Bing-Gan apparently doesn't intend to help him out of his situation.  Hanging his head low, he begins to walk back onto the stage.

"Well, if I die here, it's been nice knowing you, Bing-Gan."

[Corwin]

She sighs, but then follows him on the stage. "Fine, I'll try to do something without putting your all-important manliness in doubt," she grumbles. "Look, I just feel this really strong urge to fight this guy, okay?" she calls out, pointing at Hao Long. "Matter of honor, can't wait, really important I do my best to kick his ass this very instant."

[Kwokinator]

"B-but you can't! Hao Long waves his hands desperately. "If you win, you may have to marry the girl!"

[Corwin]

"Shut up and try to lose believably," Bing Gan hisses at him, before pointing her staff at him. "So, do we need a signal to begin, or can I just start with the beat-down?"

[Kwokinator]

"But I don't wanna fight you!" Hao Long insisted. "You're a girl!"

[Corwin]

Holding onto the staff firmly with both hands, Bing Gan attempt to use his distraction and smack Hao Long firmly on the noggin -- enouhg to knock him out, but not to do more damage.

[Kwokinator]

"Ow!" Hao Long cries out in pain as he's smacked on the head with a staff.  Apparently he must have a hard head or something, because he's not knocked out as Bing-Gan intended.  

"Alright, I lost!" he quickly says to the host. "I admit defeat!"

Then he quickly runs off the stage and back to the previous spot he was standing in before getting thrown on stage.

[Corwin]

"I, uh, guess that counts." Bing Gan shrugs. "Next?"

[Kwokinator]

However, it seems that no one is volunteering.  If Bing-Gan cares to look at the crowd, she would see half the audience smirking, probably waiting to see what she would do if she has to marry a girl.

[Corwin]

"Man, what a bunch of weaklings. And cowards. Can't forget the cowards." Bing Gan does her best to sneer at the gathered male crowds condescendingly. "You're so pathetic my puppet could defeat you... with a blindfold!" She takes out Ban Ban to drive the point home, and waves him at the men.

[Kwokinator]

A few men from the audience make the initial motions to leap onto the stage in anger, but are stopped by the spectators next to them.  The men seem to calm down visibly after said spectators whisper in their ears, and the angry looks on the men's faces become replaced with a somewhat hostile smirk and stays in place, not moving onto the stage.

[Corwin]

"You, the ugly one!" she calls out to a particularly unsavory-looking sort who seemed angered by her remarks earlier. "Yeah, the smirking guy who stands out like a wart on a sore thumb." She then proceeds to summarily insult his intelligence, parentage, appearance, atrocious clothing and finishes with an elaborate speculation about him prefering the men who seem to so lovingly hold him in place rather than fairly attractive girls.

[Kwokinator]

The man in question seems to turn a variety of colors, his face turning into so many colours that it matches and exceeds the colours of the rainbow.  Finally, his colour returns to normal and he settles down with a smirk on his face, crossing his arms in front of him and chooses to enjoy Bing-Gan's predicament instead.

A young man seems to have either fallen for the tauntings, or have taken pity on her, as he jumps onto the stage, disregarding the protests that a few of the audience made.

The young man looks to be around sixteen to twenty years old, and his choice of clothing distinctly separates him from most of the audience, as the material seems to be the kind of silk that is usally only affordable by the middle class or at least the higher end of the lower-middle class of people.  He also seems to be a somewhat handsome young man, if slightly less so than Bing-Gan's current companion.

"Go for it," he said simply.

[Corwin]

"Excellent," she says, putting the puppet away and smiling at the challenger. "Just a quick question, first. What's up with the stupid smirks from those guys? Don't really get them."