Spoiler - Transcript of *censored*'s Speech in M&L:PiT

[Shukuen]

Mysterious person in red, hooded cloak has its back turned to the entry: "I have boredom..."
"Guests?"
"Now I have..."
Person faces Baby Mario and Baby Luigi, revealing a crazed smile and large glasses under the shadows of the hood: "FURY!"
Fawful: "I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"
"In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!"
"All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!"
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi bounce in demand to know who Fawful is.
Fawful: "What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them."
Baby Mario insists on the story.
Fawful: "You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity..."
"...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging."
"Do you dare hear?"
(Choose: "Um, OK. (Go to second post)" Or "No thanks. (Go to third post)")

[Shukuen]

Fawful: "Then now you listen!"
Fawful steps back and regards his audience: "I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times."
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
"And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment."
"Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship."
Fawful jumps in rage: "I have a little fury even with my remembering..."
"Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!"
Fawful paces: "I HAVE FURY!"
Fawful continues pacing: "Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!"
"Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no.
Fawful rages more: "SO MUCH FURY!"
"Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!"
Fawful returns to his initial position regarding the babies: "...I have calm."
Fawful removes his cloak, revealing the outfit he wore during the final battle in Super Star Saga: "I am waiting like an elevator."
"I have commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but..."
"The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!"
"I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!"
Fawful poses in declaration: "I WILL! HAVE! FURY!"
Fawful poses again: "I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!"
Posing yet again: "I FIGHT WITH RAGE!"
Again: "I HURT YOUR FACES!"
Fawful collapses, his energy spent: "Hooof... Heffff..."
Fawful regains control of himself: "D-Did I... have insanity?"
Babies stunned at his sudden change.
Fawful stands before babies: "Did I... have evil?"
Babies regard Fawful curiously.
Fawful: "I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me."
"Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy."
Babies shocked at Fawful's confession.
Fawful: "P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful."
"We talk of beans."
"Beans and badges... We begin trading!"
"What are you wanting?"
(Choose: "Trade! (Shopping)", "Learn about beans. (Tutorial)", or "Leave. (Must I really explain?)")

[Shukuen]

Fawful: "Someday you will crave the story and cry and then maybe I will let your ears hear it."
Talk to Fawful again.
Fawful: "Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge is open for the business!"
"What? You are craving the tale of Fawful?
"You have curiosity. But stamina?"
"My story is long, so long that the sequel of the story may come out before it ends!"
"Do you dare hear?"
(Choose: "Um, OK. (Go to second post)" Or "No thanks. (Reread third post)"

[Shukuen]

Since this speech is made only once, much to a few people's disappointment, I decided to immortalize it.

Enjoy!

[Dracos]

Thanks.  I think you copied the wrong thing for post three though =)

Dracos