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Started by Dracos, May 11, 2006, 08:08:41 PM

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Dracos

Somehow, I think this'll work nicely =D

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[19:10] <odin> You killed Kwoky.
[19:10] <odin> You bastard!
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

[18:47] * Onigiri shall hold the pictures of you and ultraman for ransom.
[18:47] <Yuthirin> GASP
[18:47] <Yuthirin> you better not show those to anyone
[18:47] <Yuthirin> seriously
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I'll fucking do something
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I swear
[18:47] <Yuthirin> I'm not sure what
[18:48] <Onigiri> Laugh?
[18:48] <Yuthirin> possibly
[18:49] <Yuthirin> I may cry, tho.
[18:51] <Dracos> You must now show them.
[18:51] <Dracos> On public televison
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

[18:38] <Sailor_Anastasia> Oh fuck.
[18:39] <Sailor_Anastasia> Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
[18:39] <Sailor_Moon> ?
[18:39] * Sailor_Anastasia just got a plastic clothes hanger stuck around her head.
[18:39] <Sailor_Mars> Don't like the sound of that...
[18:39] * Sailor_Moon laughs!
[18:39] <Sailor_Mars> ... what?
[18:39] <Sailor_Moon> By you or someone else?
[18:39] <Sailor_Anastasia> One of those fucking cheap things you use to hang clothes in your closet. I was messing with it around my head(I was bored and it was right on the floor, okay?) and it kind of slid down into place
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's kinda...stuck.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> Turn it perpendicular to your shoulders and pull it apart to get it off.
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> And putting a bit of pressure on my head. >_>
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Where?
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Above your ears?
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> YEah.
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's not a big one, and it's stuck tightly on.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> Get some wire cutters.
[18:40] * Sailor_Moon nods.
[18:40] <Sailor_Mars> This should be bashed...
[18:40] <Sailor_Anastasia> Yes, I think I'll go try that. Excuse me for a moment while I go de idiotfy myself.
[18:40] <Sailor_Moon> Do it!
[18:44] <Sailor_Moon> Put the link in the topic once you submit it. ^^
[18:47] * Sailor_Mars is waiting for Dune to return complaining about cutting his ear or something before submitting it.
[18:47] <Sailor_Moon> Awww... he won't do it now!
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Sigh.
[18:48] <Sailor_Moon> All better now? ^^
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Die.
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> We will never again talk about this. Ever.
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Lest...um...
[18:48] <Sailor_Anastasia> Something really bad happens to you.
[18:49] * Sailor_Moon fears.
[18:49] <Sailor_Mars> Got a band-aid for your ear?
[18:49] <Sailor_Anastasia> I didn't cut my ear.
[18:49] <Sailor_Anastasia> So hush. -_-
[18:49] <Sailor_Uranus> At least we know a mouse trap is unnecessary for Dune....  THIS is what I return to after taking out the trash and changing the kitty litter....  Yeesh.  ^_^;
[18:50] * Sailor_Moon is still laughing.
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> >_>
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> >_<
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's not funny, dammit!
[18:50] <Sailor_Anastasia> It's...a tragedy!
[18:50] <Sailor_Uranus> I know of a dog that got its head stuck in a pickle jar, but I've never heard of it happening to a human....
[18:51] * Sailor_Uranus eyes Dune and hands him a pickle jar
[18:51] * Sailor_Anastasia glares.
Well, Goodbye.

Halbarad

Blame Iddy for reminding me of that. >_>
I am a terrible person.
Excellent Youkai.

Zenthor

I'd laugh but I've had the same thing happen to me.  >_>
iato: *hugs Super* Lala.
redffea: Its that exciting Super?
Supaaielman: *Explodes*

StormDragon


Dracos

[09:06] <gia> Kwok, guess what I saw in Akiba today? <3<3
[09:09] <gia> It was a Fate/Stay Night parody-porno thing called Faith/Stay Knight.
[09:10] <gia> So...it was a porno-parody...of a PG-13 anime...of a hentai game.
[09:10] <gia> Rathany decided she needed to make a porno doujinshi of it.
[09:10] <gia> And then I said I'd write fanfiction for her doujinshi.
[09:10] <gia> And then she said she'd cosplay the fanfic...
[09:10] <gia> We want to see just how many levels of fandom we can work up here =P
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

Otter> Child molestation is win.


<@Halbarad> DUNE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS'
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

[22:02] <gia> I always forget that most people like their bagels *toasted*.
[22:03] <gia> So I always forget to tell them not to toast mine x.x
[22:04] <gia> This has been a test of the emergency Gia broadcasting system.  Should an actual emergency occur, tell me to shut the fuck up.  Thank you.
[22:06] <Dracos> SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[22:06] <Dracos> =p
[22:06] <Dracos> Oh wait
[22:06] <Dracos> not actual emergency
[22:06] <Dracos> my bad.
[22:06] <gia> Your message has been received.  It will be responded to in...48...hours.

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You know, others can post here too.
Well, Goodbye.

Yuthirin

Oh my God, Dracos, I can't believe you immortalized me and Ultraman. I'm so amused.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Liddo-kun

You're amused?  Now Ultraman is in mortified self-exile!

We is doomed!  Space aliens takes our cowsies!  AND... THE ALUMINUM HATS, THEY DO NOTHING!

O_O
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Dracos

[10:53] <Dracos> Yeah yeah.  And you can play gavin.  "Something attacks saul.  Only it doesn't!"
[10:54] <Carthrat> Yeah, you're a reliable defence against ninja-skeletons
[10:54] <Carthrat> And everything else
[10:54] <Carthrat> But particularly ninja-skeletons.
[10:54] <Dracos> Knights do beat ninjas in that rock paper scissors way.  They also beat pirates and skeletons.
[10:55] <Dracos> They're kind of cheap that way, which is why everyone leaves them out of the fight.
[10:55] <Carthrat> Eh.
[10:55] <Carthrat> It depends on the terrain.
[10:55] <Carthrat> Pirates, in their natural element, are kind of unbeatable, except by privateers, other pirates, or someone who wears a navy hat and says "By Jove!" alot.
[10:56] <Dracos> Fair enough.  Knights are also never found in said naturall element.
[10:56] <Dracos> Which kind of skews the results.
[10:57] <Carthrat> It's hardly fair that pirates and ninja always seem to engage knights on their home turf, or in mysterious dungeons.
[10:57] <Carthrat> I think we need to set up an independant testing agency.
[10:57] <Dracos> Oh, Knights are found on Ninja's home turf.
[10:57] <Dracos> It just doesn't matter.
[10:57] <Dracos> Ninja are wussy.
[10:57] <Carthrat> I disagree.
[10:58] <Carthrat> You never find knights in Yapan.
[10:58] <Carthrat> Though I do agree Ninjas suck.
[10:58] <Dracos> Yes you do.  It's a little known fact that when those ships sailed in and demanded trade, they had 20 cannons and 1 knight aboard.  The knight did go landbound for a few minutes before the treaty was signed and explicitly banned knights from "Killing all our god damn ninja."
[10:59] <Carthrat> Commodore Perry so doesn't count.
[10:59] <Carthrat> He haxed.
[10:59] <Dracos> It wasn't against the code of honor.
[10:59] <Carthrat> How convenient for him.
[10:59] <Dracos> Very.
[11:00] <Carthrat> See, this is why Guy Fawkes existed.
[11:00] <Carthrat> So that knights would then know how to counteract ninja plans.
[11:01] <Dracos> That's the first time I heard that name.  Informative.
[11:02] <Dracos> Now I know how to counteract ninja plans.
[11:02] <Dracos> Excellent.
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

<Storm> EEEE
<Storm> teeny tiny mourning dove
<Storm> so CUUUUTE
<Storm> Now there's two!
<Storm> awwww
<Pavel> BLAM!
<Pavel> Now there is one, but it's mourning twice as hard.
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

[12:13] <@Dracos> Inherited weapon characteristics for the silly.
[12:14] <@Dracos> "Ice spear: Does more damage with ice.  Does more damage with fire."
[12:14] <Zenthor> .....
[12:14] <Zenthor> Wha...
[12:14] <Sunhawk> o_O
[12:15] <Sunhawk> So is this some kind of frozen flame?
[12:15] <@Dracos> You can inherit special weapon characteristics in boktai if you forge well.  Continuously if you keep going.  2 spears back was a fire spear.
[12:15] <Sunhawk> Ah
[12:15] <Sunhawk> Boktai?
[12:15] <@Dracos> GBA game.  Not to be played without hacked cart.
[12:16] <Sunhawk> Heh
[12:16] <Sunhawk> Why?
[12:16] <@Dracos> Because it relies on an in cart solar sensor
[12:16] <@Dracos> which is annoying as hell.
[12:16] <@Dracos> hacked cart? "Lower sun level, raise sun level, one button"
[12:17] <Sunhawk> That is completely bizarre
[12:18] * Sunhawk looks up the game
[12:18] <Sunhawk> Yeah, that meant what I thought it meant
[12:18] <Sunhawk> SERIOUSLY bizarre
[12:19] <Zenthor> So you... play... near a light switch?
[12:19] <@Dracos> No.
[12:19] <@Dracos> You play  outside.
[12:19] <Zenthor> ...
[12:19] <@Dracos> Or near a special kind of light.
[12:19] <Zenthor> Uh...
[12:19] <@Dracos> And when you need to lower sun level, you go into the shade
[12:19] <@Dracos> or cover the sensor.
[12:19] <@Dracos> It is made by Koujima.
[12:19] <Zenthor> .................
[12:19] <@Dracos> You might recognize the name.
[12:19] <Sunhawk> That is the most whacked out game idea I've seen in quite a well
[12:19] <@Dracos> Metal Gear "I like doing weird things for the sake of weird things" guy.
[12:19] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Sunhawk> It gets points for doing something unique...
[12:20] * Zenthor googles the name.
[12:20] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Zenthor> Dracos, you are an asshat.  >_>
[12:20] <Zenthor> In any case, that sounds like a stupid game.
[12:20] <Zenthor> ...
[12:20] <Zenthor> OH.  Kojima.  
[12:20] <Zenthor> Not...
[12:20] <Zenthor> Oh.
[12:20] <Zenthor> See, I googled Koujima.
[12:20] <Sunhawk> hm?
[12:20] <Zenthor> And got Yaoi.
[12:20] <Sunhawk> Heh!
[12:20] <@Dracos> Hah.  Sorry, Sorry. =D
[12:20] * Sunhawk laughs at Zenthor
[12:21] <@Dracos> Come on, I gave his most prominent title.
[12:21] <Sunhawk> I'm sure it was a (snicker) honest mistake ^^
[12:22] <Zenthor> Yeah, you gave it after I looked away to google the name.
[12:22] <Zenthor> So I saw
[12:22] <Zenthor> Naduki Koujima Illust Collection - Kids Paradise (Yaoi)
[12:22] <Zenthor> Before I saw
[12:23] <Zenthor> "Metal Gear 'I like doing weird things because I'm batshit bonkers' guy."
Well, Goodbye.

Dexie Oblivion

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