The Start of it All

[Shuten]

"Why yes it does!" A cheerful feminine voice filled with lust declared. "Such a frigid planet can not be allowed to stand!" Pulling her Sword from her ****** and taking a ready position.

"Horny Blade grant me PERV....URK!" The Hentaijin was stopped as Sakura's fist tore straight thru her neck killing her. She than turned and smiled at Shi.

"I'm beginning to understand why you like killing!" Sakura began laughing maniacally.

OOC: ^^;;


Shuten

[Naphtali]

Shi tapped his chin thoughtfully.  "Hm... is that so?  Ace is such a wimp, he's really no good at it.  No flair."

[RyderHakubi]

"YOU KILLED MY LOVETOY/SISTER!!!  DI..." Another Hentaijin declared before getting her head blown off by Ryder's railgun...

"You things are annoying as hell... I don't even think Morrigan could have stood you." Ryder muttered as he looked to the hoarde approaching them.

"Hey Ace, it's your turn!  I know you've got some steam to let out!"

[Carthrat]

"Goddamed perverts," mumbled Carthrat. "Is sex *really* the only truth?"

[Shuten]

"But of course!" Several hundred Hentaijin declared. "We are legion and we are HORNY!"

OOC: ...


Shuten

[Carthrat]

*clink-clink.. clink clink...*

Carthrat walked away, hands in his pockets...

*BOOM!*

Napalm flew out from a grenade, covering a large portion of Hentaijin's with burning petroleum glue.

They screamed in terrible pain, the agony of scorching heat disfiguring their faces and burining their limbs.

Over the next few minutes, they would burn to death, in agonizing pain every step of the way...

A few would survive, but they would be so horribly scarred that they would probably think it's not worth living anymore..

[Shuten]

"You will not destroy US!" The Hentaijin declared as they slowly dissolved into fuschia waves.

"You CAN NOT destroy US!" The waves slowly began to flow into one.

"As long as PERVERSION exists..." Giant hands shot out of the mass.

"As long as FANSERVICE exists..." More of the mass began to solidify into a vaguely humanoid shape adorned with... well... use your imagination.

"WE CAN NEVER DIE!!!" Standing at over three hundred metres in height with more appendages than the Overfiend.

"Behold the Final Evolution of Perversion!" Looking down at the group the Giant smiled lecherously.

"Now who's first?"

OOC: ^^;;


Shuten

[acetalon]

"Crap..."  This was definitely not the best time to be getting his memories back.  Especially when he didn't have his powers to back them up.

Ace hopped on his chocobo, which was backing away in terror, and held the reigns tightly.

"You going to fight it or what?"  He asked them nervously.  "If not I got our rides right here."  He gestured towards the other chocobos.

[Kwokinator]

"You guys go ahead," Kwok smiled a strange smile at Ace. "I'm feeling suicidal."

Turning to the giant Hentaijin, he looked up, all three hundred metres up, and looked at the... thing square in the eyes.

"Come get some."

His body was suddenly ablazed with a black aura, blacker than the darkest night, deeper than the deepest abyss.  With no gestures to indicate any movement, he silently floated upwards to meet the colossus at eye level.

"From the silence of Space, I call upon my power," he chanted, and his pitch-black aura expanded with it. "The power to create... and destroy.  The power to crush beyond belief.  Crush all hopes, mangle all opposition and destroy all forces."

He closed his eyes as the aura concentrated, condensing around his body like a black hole.

Without forewarning, he began to fly head-first towards the giant contraption of perversion.  As their heads made contact, the aura that surrounded him expanded to envelope both him and the giant, and quickly collapsed into a small black hole, swallowing both combatants in.

As they both disappeared from the visible world, the time-space oscillation black hole began its work.  It began to scramble and then disintegrate every single atomic molecule and subatomic particle present in both parties while simultaneously erasing their existences from the ever-flowing stream of time.

The small black hole soon blinked out of existence, signalling the end of its work, and the end of Kwok.

OOC:  Kamikaze attack.  Whether the Hentaijin lives or not is up to you ^_^

[RyderHakubi]

*Cough cough*

Ryder stumbled through the dust and smoke of Kwok's kamikaze aftermatch...  Small hentaijin parts littered the ground, and the area looked like a war zone...

"Kwok... not you too..." he muttered...

[Shuten]

"Yes him too...." A choir of malicious voices called out in response. "...and what a truly worthless gesture!" Snickering the remains began to flow together and remerge.

Sakura's eyes went wide with disbelief as the Hentaijin's new form solidified. Pulling a mask out of nowhere and placing it on it's face the Nightmare smiled.

"Tuxboy has returned!" The creature declared. "Now to find the *Moon Princess*." Surveying the area it quickly locked eyes on Sakura.

"You'll do quite nicely!" Sakura wasted no time fleeing as horror gripped her... or at least she tried to.

"Yare Yare!" Tuxboy smiled lecherously as he appeared in front of Sakura near instantaneously. "Tis not right for the *Moon Princess* to flee from her *love*." Several tentacles emerged from Tuxboy and shot towards Sakura.

There was no escape.

The tentacles wrapped around Sakura and pulled her towards *Tuxboy*. "Now how about a kiss for your one *true* love?" Pressing it's face against Sakura's who struggled futilely to escape.

OOC: ^^


Shuten

[RyderHakubi]

>WHAM<

And *Tuxboy* was therefore slammed by Ryder, with the Rickenbacker Bass in the face...  *Tuxboy* slammed into the nearby cliff face, and Ryder stood ready to deliver another blow...

"Don't Touch Her!" he demanded while stepping in front of Sakura.

[Naphtali]

"Hmph.  Kwok, you loser.  Anyway, what is with this recent obsession everyone has with a dead girl?  I didn't think necrophilia was this widespread."

[acetalon]

"Just because you like doing dead chicks doesn't mean that everyone does, Shi.  Besides, she looks pretty alive to me."  

Ace wondered when Kwok would come back.  To die now...what was he thinking?

"And me without my powers," he lamented.

[Shuten]

"CURSE YOU RICKENBACKER AND YOUR QUALITY WORK!!!" And with that *Tuxboy's* life came to an end. Meanwhile...

"Well you know what they say..." Sakura began as she merrily skipped past Ace and Shi. "...Your only as *dead* as you feel."

OOC: ;p


Shuten