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Ebiris

[17:19] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+71
[17:19] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+71 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{90}

Anastasia

You hear a few more gurgling screams and then silence from the tent.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

Fun times had by all in true Ysgard fashion, right?

Once she and Jessica are close to the portals, she reverts to full size and gives Jessica a silent hug before detaching, about to begin her show!

Floating up in the air about eighty feet up and thirty feet from the outermost portal, Marie begins to cast, her first spell gotten out in a quick blurt of words before a pretty purple-haired tulani appears hovering just above the befouled ground in the centre of all the portals.

Quickened Project Image. The image will now be the source for Marie's subsequent spells. Anyone interacting with the image can make a DC 32 will save to disbelieve it. Marie herself remains invisible.

Brazenly appearing amidst the demons, the image of Marie grins and proceeds to cast a spell, severing the whole valley off from dimensional travel!

Reach spell Jaela's Teleport Block cast. 3200 foot radius around image Marie prevents any dimensional travel or summoning. It's extended for free by abjurant champion so will last 6 minutes and 24 seconds (64 rounds). CL 32 if it matters for permanently wrecking these newly formed portals.

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Marie: 608/608
Active spells: Extended superior resistance (CL 32), extended mind blank (CL 32), greater arcane sight (CL 32), extended repelling shield (CL 32), bibliotheca arcana (CL 32), extended nondetection (CL 32), epic mage armour (CL 32), sensual blessing (CL 32), extended ray deflection (CL 32), superior invisibility (CL 32)
Defences: AC 94 (touch 36, vs incorporeal 69), CMD 78, spell resistance 46, energy immunity (electricity), energy resistance 10 (acid, cold), status immunity (petrification, polymorph, form-altering, energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, mind-affecting) protective aura, nondetection (DC 47)
Stat buffs/penalties: +11 shield AC, +15 insight knowledge, +25 competence perception
Perceptions: Darkvision 60, blessed sight 120, see invisibility, blindsight/tremorsense 60, scent, greater arcane sight, perception +71
Sorcerer spell slots: 6/10/10/9/7/8/8/8/5/7/6/5/4
Limited SLAs available: heal, meteor swarm, time stop

Anastasia

Yes, we'll begin with a CL check.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

[17:59] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+32 CL
[17:59] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+32 CL --> [ 1d20=6 ]{38}

Anastasia

In an instant, the portals wink out, demons stopped cold from invading further. A roar goes up amid the camp as hundreds of eyes turn in the illusory Marie's direction. Demons from the pathetic to the mighty, all glaring at that illusion as if it is a toy to be ripped apart in a child's rage.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

This surely calls for initiative.

[18:07] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+11+5 nerveskitter
[18:07] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+11+5 nerveskitter --> [ 1d20=10 ]{26}


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Marie: 608/608
Active spells: Extended superior resistance (CL 32), extended mind blank (CL 32), greater arcane sight (CL 32), extended repelling shield (CL 32), bibliotheca arcana (CL 32), extended nondetection (CL 32), epic mage armour (CL 32), sensual blessing (CL 32), extended ray deflection (CL 32), superior invisibility (CL 32)
Defences: AC 94 (touch 36, vs incorporeal 69), CMD 78, spell resistance 46, energy immunity (electricity), energy resistance 10 (acid, cold), status immunity (petrification, polymorph, form-altering, energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, mind-affecting) protective aura, nondetection (DC 47)
Stat buffs/penalties: +11 shield AC, +15 insight knowledge, +25 competence perception
Perceptions: Darkvision 60, blessed sight 120, see invisibility, blindsight/tremorsense 60, scent, greater arcane sight, perception +71
Sorcerer spell slots: 6/9/10/9/7/8/8/8/5/7/6/5/4
Limited SLAs available: heal, meteor swarm, time stop

Anastasia

Why yes, yes it does.

> roll 1d20+12 demon hoard
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+12 demon hoard --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24}

Init is Marie (26) > Demon Horde (24)

Open, Marielle.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

As she's just one eladrin she doubts the demons will flee from her. More likely more will come crawling out of caves and cover to try and get a shot at her or at least enjoy the show. So Marie's image points at the fanciest tent in the valley before it gets blasted off the map by meteors!

True meteor swarm. Main meteor hits fanciest tent, 6 secondary ones hit individual tents within 200 feet of the main one.

[18:30] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+34 true meteor swarm SR
[18:30] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+34 true meteor swarm SR --> [ 1d20=7 ]{41}
[18:31] <@Ebiris> roll 15d6+15d6 main meteor, 60 foot radius, DC 35 ref half. Damage is fire+bludgeoning
[18:31] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 15d6+15d6 main meteor, 60 foot radius, DC 35 ref half. Damage is fire+bludgeoning --> [ 15d6=55 15d6=48 ]{103}
[18:31] <@Ebiris> roll 5d6+5d6 secondary meteors, 20 foot radius each, DC 35 ref half. Damage is fire+bludgeoning
[18:31] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 5d6+5d6 secondary meteors, 20 foot radius each, DC 35 ref half. Damage is fire+bludgeoning --> [ 5d6=16 5d6=18 ]{34}


Then a barrage of magic missiles sail off from Marie to strike a selection of greater demons within her range!

Reach/twinned/quickened/entangling/repeat/fell drain magic missile. She gets 8 missiles, doubled with twinned. 2 missiles each will target the most powerful demons she can see within 860 feet.

[18:36] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+39 magic missile SR
[18:36] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+39 magic missile SR --> [ 1d20=10 ]{49}
[18:36] <@Ebiris> roll 2d4+4 and entangled/2 negative levels vs 8 buff demons.
[18:36] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 2d4+4 and entangled/2 negative levels vs 8 buff demons. --> [ 2d4=7 ]{11}


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Marie: 608/608
Active spells: Extended superior resistance (CL 32), extended mind blank (CL 32), greater arcane sight (CL 32), extended repelling shield (CL 32), bibliotheca arcana (CL 32), extended nondetection (CL 32), epic mage armour (CL 32), sensual blessing (CL 32), extended ray deflection (CL 32), superior invisibility (CL 32)
Defences: AC 94 (touch 36, vs incorporeal 69), CMD 78, spell resistance 46, energy immunity (electricity), energy resistance 10 (acid, cold), status immunity (petrification, polymorph, form-altering, energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, mind-affecting) protective aura, nondetection (DC 47)
Stat buffs/penalties: +11 shield AC, +15 insight knowledge, +25 competence perception
Perceptions: Darkvision 60, blessed sight 120, see invisibility, blindsight/tremorsense 60, scent, greater arcane sight, perception +71
Sorcerer spell slots: 6/8/10/9/7/8/8/8/5/6/6/5/4
Limited SLAs available: heal, meteor swarm, time stop

Anastasia

> roll 1d20+22
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+22 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{42}


A great barrage of meteors slam down on that tent as chaos erupts, demons pouncing on the fake. Missiles hit a charging balor, strike a looming nalfeshnee. Amid all the shuddering, out of control chaos...

I know you're warded, but do you have anything to stop true seeing from seeing through an illusion you cast?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

Nope, the projected image isn't part of Marie and doesn't benefit from nondetection or anything like that. True seeing'll see through it.

Anastasia

..."Fake! Illusion!" Cries echo out as demons look around, though a few still swipe at the illusion savagely, trying to rip fake Marie to shreds.

Go.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

There should be enough demons roused by her entrance for her to start clearing the field of weaklings now. "Tell me what's fake about this?!" Marie demands as she raises a hand above her head, dozens and then hundreds and then thousands of bright purple orbs spiralling around her and shooting up to the sky in a pillar of light before breaking apart, sending orbs off to impact every demon around, great and small!

Twinned amazing barrage and then quickened amazing barrage. Also the 8 demons from before get another 2 magic missiles each.

Every single demon within a 3300 foot radius takes 3 unerring projectiles.

[19:24] <@Ebiris> roll 3d3+93
[19:24] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 3d3+93 --> [ 3d3=3 ]{96}

[19:25] <@Ebiris> roll 1d20+39 repeat magic missile SR
[19:25] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 1d20+39 repeat magic missile SR --> [ 1d20=8 ]{47}
[19:25] <@Ebiris> roll 2d4+4 and entangled/2 negative levels vs same 8 buff demons
[19:25] <Kobot> Ebiris rolled 2d4+4 and entangled/2 negative levels vs same 8 buff demons --> [ 2d4=6 ]{10}


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Marie: 608/608
Active spells: Extended superior resistance (CL 32), extended mind blank (CL 32), greater arcane sight (CL 32), extended repelling shield (CL 32), bibliotheca arcana (CL 32), extended nondetection (CL 32), epic mage armour (CL 32), sensual blessing (CL 32), extended ray deflection (CL 32), superior invisibility (CL 32)
Defences: AC 94 (touch 36, vs incorporeal 69), CMD 78, spell resistance 46, energy immunity (electricity), energy resistance 10 (acid, cold), status immunity (petrification, polymorph, form-altering, energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, mind-affecting) protective aura, nondetection (DC 47)
Stat buffs/penalties: +11 shield AC, +15 insight knowledge, +25 competence perception
Perceptions: Darkvision 60, blessed sight 120, see invisibility, blindsight/tremorsense 60, scent, greater arcane sight, perception +71
Sorcerer spell slots: 6/8/10/9/7/8/8/8/5/6/6/5/2
Limited SLAs available: heal, meteor swarm, time stop

Anastasia

Like that, demons, fiends, monsters, elementals, servants, thralls and more fall. The demonic is momentarily shattered by your missiles, held at bay through pure magical might. Your barrage cuts a wide swathe throughout as meanwhile...

> roll 1d20+81
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+81 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{96}
> roll 1d20+51
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+51 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{64}
> roll 1d20+46
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+46 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{52}
> roll 1d20+46 (+5 shadow form, 30 HP damage from it)
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+46 (+5 shadow form, 30 HP damage from it) --> [ 1d20=15 ]{61}
> roll 1d20+41 (+5 shadow form, 30 HP damage from it)
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+41 (+5 shadow form, 30 HP damage from it) --> [ 1d20=18 ]{59}
> roll 1d20+46 crit thread 1
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+46 crit thread 1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{53}
> roll 1d20+41 crit thread 2
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+41 crit thread 2 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{47}
> roll 2d6+64+22d6
> roll 2d6+64+22d6
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 2d6+64+22d6 --> [ 2d6=2 22d6=85 ]{151}
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 2d6+64+22d6 --> [ 2d6=10 22d6=83 ]{157}
> roll 1d6+32+22d6
> roll 1d6+32+22d6
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d6+32+22d6 --> [ 1d6=2 22d6=69 ]{103}
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d6+32+22d6 --> [ 1d6=4 22d6=67 ]{103}
> roll 1d20+43 improved evasion (-30 HP for +5)
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+43 improved evasion (-30 HP for +5) --> [ 1d20=1 ]{44}
> roll 30d6
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 30d6 --> [ 30d6=111 ]{111}


There's an echoing boom from a tent a ways away, dissolving to a massive blast of scorching hate. Amid all of this various pairs of eyes look around and up, some staggering and not all that far away, in midair from the barrage and...

> roll 1d20+24
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{26}
> roll 1d20+22
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+22 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{33}
> roll 1d20+25
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{40}
> roll 1d20+20
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{28}

CL of your nondetection?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

32, DC 47 CL to beat it.