MSTing: [everything] The Dave and Dyne Saga

[SabreMau]

Because the last MSTing posted wasn't, technically, all that bad a fanfic, it's time to turn the dial all the way to 11 with this MSTing rescued from geologic erosion. Introducing, the Dave and Dyne Saga:

In this Final Fantasy 5/6/7/8/9/"Dragon Ball Z"/Mortal Kombat/Xenogears/Legend of Zelda/Wild ARMs/"Sailor Moon"/"Mystery Science Theater 3000"/Breath of Fire/Smash Brothers/"Project A-ko"/Austin Powers/Final Fantasy Tactics/"Pokemon" self-insertion crossover scriptfic epic, with a guest appearance by Bruce Willis and so many pointless cameos that I think I'm in this thing, many things happen, but I couldn't tell you what they are because I keep reading this sentence over again and screaming!

In the first two chapters, which is all we're going to do this time lest we all die, Vegeta shows up to marry Aeris, the "legendary" Dav Cole arrives to hang with the AVALANCHE gang, Barret and Cid play a lot of Goldeneye, everyone shouts constantly, and the same six jokes get repeated about a thousand times! It's like a character assassination on the cast of FF7, and it's supposed to be funny!