DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Halbarad]

10:46 <Halbarad> Also, I find it so very amusing that the pompous head machinist guy is named Balmer.
10;48 <Bjorn> Yeah, well, if the head of your guild is Gates, the royalty thing will be balanced out. :P
10:56 <Halbarad> The whole DREAM is about Gates.
10:57 <Bjorn> I feel vaguely dirty now.

[Dracos]

<Dracos> Who ya gonna call?
<Bjorn> The Ghost Summoner is Away from his Desk... please leave a message after the beep.

[Bjorn]

<Halbarad> This is pretty clearly not my girlfriend.
<Bjorn> You hope.
<Halbarad> Well.
<Halbarad> Hm.
<Bjorn> I mean, you *are* nobility.
<Bjorn> Different standards and all.
<Halbarad> I hate you and wish for your painful and protracted death.

[Halbarad]

<Halbarad> I would hate to see you end up in a mad scientist role in the wind or water dreams.
<Bjorn> Aw man, that would be awesome.
<Bjorn> "Tonight... WE SHALL CREATE LIFE!  After engaging the public in a bioethics discourse, of course, in which we shall fully explore the ethical and legal ramifications of our actions."
* Halbarad snickers.
<Bjorn> Of course, if I was a good scientist, I'd be getting consent forms for the people I hit in the face.
<Halbarad> ...I can so see voodoo midget Bjorn handing those out.
<Bjorn> Of course, voodoo midget Bjorn *can't* punch people in the face.
<Bjorn> I'm not sure I need ethical consent forms for knee-cappings.
<Halbarad> "Yes, this is a release form saying that you're aware that I have sharp stabby objects and that you release me from any responsibility for any injuries that may result from this state of affairs."
<Bjorn> "In this study you will be subjected to prodding with sharp objects.  Possible side effects include, but are not limited to, discomfort, aches, and bleeding.  If you express a desire to end your participation, the experimenter will recognize this and end the experience."

[Brian]

<@Shamal> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/6714863.stm
<@Shamal> I should get Laika some of that.
<@Ko-brb> Yes.
<@Ko-brb> That is cool, Eb.
<Brian> S.W.A.T. armored police dogs.
<Brian> The tDaT crew is going to be delighted~!

[Dracos]

<Bjorn> So, that's everything that happened.
<Dracos>...
<Carthrat>...
<Bjorn> Guys?
<Dracos>...
<Carthrat>...
<Bjorn> ...If you guys don't speak up, I'm adding you to the kneecapping experiment group.

[Brian]

<GM> Your airship is under attack.
<Bjorn> I summon a wind spirit to make a bargain!
* GM thinks, makes templates for force wall, invisibility, extra movement, etc.
<GM> It shows up.  What do you ask it for?
<Bjorn> The P.A.
<GM> Right the....  What?
<Bjorn> "Okay, Monkeys, I know we've had this conversation before, but...."
<GM> O_O

[Carthrat]

[02:06] <Yukari-sama> Heyo, rodent.
[02:06] <Yukari-sama> Also thank you for asking questions in tDaT.
[02:07] * Yukari-sama wants to know this stuff as well but it would look -really- bad if I was the one to ask.
[02:07] <Carthrat> I think this is the reason for my existence.
[02:07] <Carthrat> To be... clueless.
[02:07] <Carthrat> ...

[Bjorn]

Bjorn: <Hal> Oh god oh god I don't wanna hafta talk.
[18:58] Bjorn: <Bjorn> Bah, *I* will do the talking!  All DEFER to ME!
[18:58] Bjorn: <Holmes> To be fair, normally it is your sister that would do the speaking in such situations.
[18:59] Bjorn: <Hal> Oh god thank you.
[18:59] Bjorn: <King> So, Tim!  How's it hangin'?
[18:59] Bjorn: <Hal> ...
[19:07] Yukari-sama: See, I have this problem that I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AND NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO HELP ME REMEDY THAT SITUATION
[19:08] • Yukari-sama shall forthwith answer all questions with "cheese".
[19:08] Yukari-sama: Perhaps particular varieties of cheese if the situation calls for it.
[19:08] Yukari-sama: But I'm sticking to cheese.
[19:08] Bjorn: Oh, pttf.
[19:08] Bjorn: You know as much as the rest of us.
[19:08] Bjorn: Mind you, that doesn't contradict your statement.
[19:09] Bjorn: Still.  Just be vague and get us in private.
[19:09] Yukari-sama: With the king, you mean?
[19:09] Bjorn: Then we mug the king and set up a puppet government.
[19:09] Bjorn: Eh, we can probably take Aleister too.
[19:09] Bjorn: And Nathan can seduce your sister.
[19:09] Yukari-sama: I don't know what to think of my sister dating Rez.
[19:11] Bjorn: Well, it's a pretty ol' fashioned sorta society, so they're likely not having sex yet.
[19:11] Bjorn: Just good ol' tonsil hockey at this point, I imagine.
[19:11] Yukari-sama: This entire conversation is going to be DS'ed, isn't it?
[19:12] Bjorn: Who do you think initiates, anyways?
[19:12] Bjorn: Catherine seems like a pretty gung-ho modern woman, frankly.
[19:12] Bjorn: (Yes.)
[19:12] Yukari-sama: She does, yes.
[19:13] Yukari-sama: ...
[19:13] Yukari-sama: Great, now I have a mental image of her wrestling Rez to the ground and about that point my mind goes on strike.
[19:13] Bjorn: NOW the conversation can be DSed.
[19:14] Yukari-sama: You, sir, suck.

[Dracos]

<Dracos> So, it would be very inconvenient, if, persay, you were killed right in time to allow your cousin to dramatically take the throne in mourning and declare war on the responsible church?  That would probably put a damper on the day, yes?
<Brian> You're not killing the child king, are you?
<Dracos> I'd like to roll to attack the child king.  I'm borrowing the king's sword for it.

[Bjorn]

<Brian> Clearing his throat, the swarthy midget declared: "I will survive. As long as I know how to love, I'll always be alive."
<Brian> Into the screaming silence, he added, "Ritual blessing."

[Bjorn]

[21:19] • Yukari-sama listens.
[21:20] Yukari-sama: Since I can't really add much. =\
[21:20] Bjorn: Dude, my primary contribution has been, in short, "I am crazy."
[21:20] Bjorn: The standards for this conversation have been set low.
[22:32] Brian: <King> I want to know about things, PC.
[22:32] Brian: <PCs> That's....  Check with the other NPCs.
[22:32] Brian: <Other NPCs> Loads of unhelpful information!
[22:32] Brian: <PCs> ....
[22:32] Brian: <Bjorn> Stabbings now?
[22:33] Brian: <Dracos> Yes.  Yes, stabbings now.

[Dracos]

<Carthrat> I would like...
<Brian> Yes?
*Days pass..
<Carthrat>  an ice cream cone.
<Brian> Huh?  What conversation are you continuing?

[Brian]

<Dracos> I predict awesome energy curtains for the Gate.
<GM> It's a hunk of stone.
<Dracos> ...I predict HORRIFIC LETHAL CHALLENGES WITH LITTLE REWARD!
<GM> I can oblige you that.
<Dracos> >.<

[Dracos]

<Humphrey> I will see you ruined.  Your superiors will know of this.  The council shall hear.
<Dracos> *Mindread* I don't think you understand the position you are in.
<Bjorn> *PRESENCE ATTACK* *MINDCRUSH*
<Dracos> We know you wet your pants in Mr. Fredrick's class when you were eleven years old.