Quote submissions.

[Brian]

...why does the the universe never do me favors when I joke about winning the lottery?  But WWII leaders in seifuku?  Suuuuure....

[Merc]

<Yuthirin> Try HARDER. Sex each other MORE.
<Music-chan> FINE
<Music-chan> Since you said so
<Yuthirin> Well I did.

[Brian]

(5:31:29 AM) durandall@gmail.com/9568B695: If I had a chatlog with my cat, it would be 50% <3 and 50% <trollface.jpg>.

[Brian]

"Hindsight is 50/50."

[Brian]

From the latest BHoC: "If at first you don't succeed ... use more fire."

[Anastasia]

Sage advice. If that don't work, make the fire hotter.

[Merc]

Monsters (and Ranma) in that story have a very... interesting type of logic.

[Brian]

<@FujiOhki> My pride as a man, lost in a tide of kitten spit.

[Dracos]

Fujiohki:
"Why do you call it soulriders?" 
"Because we grind your souls, hopes, and dreams down ... and ride the wave. O_O"

Should it go? :)

[Brian]

...it beats 'kitten spit'. >_>;

[Merc]

<Midnight> http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76104/shes-gon_v01_ch01_by_sakicow/1 <-- "Sentence length is like a girl's skirt. The shorter the better, but it should cover the most important parts."
<Midnight> Such sage words.

[Merc]

<FujiOhki> "Why won't you let me cast win!?"

[Merc]

* RagnarXIV is now known as Ragnar
<Music-chan> Ragnar 14? Who let that get out of hand?
<Luthorne> Ah, well, it's a long story involving an illegal genetics experiment, trying to create a human with an abnormally developed tactile sensory apparatus, allowing them to potentially sense things no other human could with just a touch of their hand. Sadly they were all grope fiends, and the experiment was dubbed a failure, and Ragnars I through XX were released into the wild.
<Luthorne> One scientist believed that perhaps the Ragnars knew something about breasts that conventional science may not have been ready to comprehend...but he was in a minority.
<Luthorne> Still, even to this day...he wonders. And squeezes his wife's breasts in memory of the Ragnars.
* Music-chan gives the story an A

[Brian]

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.  Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

[Dracos]

Man, why do I not own a bank?