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Yggdrasil (Afina, Moore, Jaela)

Started by Anastasia, July 13, 2016, 01:38:46 PM

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Corwin

"Oh, I so want to say bullshit! But I could probably boost a magic missile to do things it wasn't supposed to, so why not a scary mage all lost here?" Jaela muses. "Okay, next question! Have you in some way acquired the never-ending hatred of a deity who will constantly send his servants out to try and kill you? If so, which?"
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Ebiris

"Doubtful," Afina replies, having caught the threatening subtext Jaela used when talking about everyone else they've bested down here.

Anastasia

Bella raises a single perfect finger to her lips. Her nails are perfect and painted red, matching her lipstick. "Oh no, I'm afraid I've never managed that. Beyond the troubles you get merely taking care of trash, of course. Devils never forget a perceived slight. If I were to slight the devils, all of Creation would know and hear of it. Hmph."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Jaela beams at Bella. "Good, good! Not as good as saying Tiamat personally hates you, but we can't all be perfect like me! Next question! Since you've taken the shape of an elf should I deduce that you like elves and their pantheon?"
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

Oh, Bella just smiles even more, crooking her finger forward. "Elven bodies are so much better than human bodies. Dwarves are too short, gnomes...best not after the past ugliness. Come here and I'll show you my symbol, Jaela."

"Oh for..." Crystal murmurs in distaste, "Look at this strumpet, Afina!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

"I'm sorry, I simply must ask. Are you an ancient vampire?"
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

This gets Bella to laugh just a little bit. "A vampire? No, I am not a vampire."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Jaela peers closer at her. "Are you sure? You feel just like one."
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Ebiris

"Nothing wrong with being forward," Afina says, glancing over at Crystal. "Really I'd expect you to approve."

Anastasia

Bella opens her mouth, pearly white teeth lacking any fangs at all. "If I'm a vampire, I'm terrible at being one." She runs her tongue slowly over her teeth, "See? No fangs."

"Truly?" Crystal eyes Afina, "There is a difference between being forward and being a brazen strumpet like this. Hmph."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ebiris

Afina just rolls her eyes a little, not really appreciating the difference Crystal is driving at.

Corwin

Jaela rubs her chin in thought. "What, then? I'm sorry about asking all these personal questions, but since I'm making a clear recruitment pitch for you to join our Crusade if you're not aligned with our enemies and you're playing along I'm taking that as your interest in joining up."
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

"You can tell me about it over here," she beckons forth again. "Come, I don't bite. Another point in favor of not being a vampire. I'll tell you about myself as well."

"See?" Crystal mutters, rolling her eyes back at Afina.

Meanwhile Queen Ilsenine just watches this all the while, "Afina, Crystal," she says softly, her voice carrying just enough.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

For his part, Moore tries to think of anything obvious that this creature might be.

He's basically thinking she's probably a succubus like Candy but is trying to think of anything else that might be notorious for trying to flirt and tempt people. Take 10 for 47 on K:P if that's what it'd be.

Corwin

"I'm sorry," Jaela says apologetically. "I'd lose all respect for myself if I walk into such an obvious setup. Even if you're not actually trying anything, you understand. It's the principle of the thing."
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake