Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

[Anastasia]

"There are no other Pretty Soldiers except you, Ratty-chan. You are the only champion we could get, only you have the power and cuteness to stop the Agers."

Since a good chunk of your security got turned into rocket gibbets and the other half is dealing with the issues this rampage brought up, your calls for a kettel aren't being heeded.

[Carthrat]

"I ain't cute! I'm *BEAUTIFUL!* Don't you forget it!"

Carthrat-chan hmphed.

"I *hate* cute."

[Anastasia]

"No matter, you must come with me. Please, you our the last and only hope we have." The creature makes a motion and a cute, ribbon bedeckoned mini Railgun appears at your feet.

"Take up your Kawaii Railgun Blaster and help us!"

[Carthrat]

"Wha- No! Nope. No way. Not now. Not later. Never. Natch.

I'll think about it."

Carthrat refused to pick up the mini-railgun thing.

[Anastasia]

"If not your Kawaii Railgun, what about your Sparkling Decoder Ring?" A golden ring topped with a pink diamond is floating the air in front of you, begging to be grabbed...

[Carthrat]

G..g.. gah!

"I have all of these! Bigger version thereof! And less cute! And more durable!"

[Anastasia]

"Do you have this weapon of Kawaii Justice, Ratty chan?" it asks, making another motion with it's arms.

A Tetsubou drops to the ground besides your Railgun. It is solid light purple with smiley faces painted all over it.

"Take up your Blade of Kawaii Justice, Sailor Ratty!"

[Carthrat]

"That's not a blade! It's a club! And I have a bigger and thicker version thereof!"

Carthrat starts stalking back to her own room, intent on getting some hot water..

[Anastasia]

You turn your curvy, well toned back to the creature, walking back to your room.

And you are promply speed glomped from behind.

"Pretty, pretty, pretty please with puppys on top help us!" it says, tears splashing down on your shoulders as you are nearly crushed in it's glomp.

[Carthrat]

"Gah!"

Excuse! Excuse! Find an excuse!

"Ah.. I have some things to do! I'll tell you my decision when I've done them! Yeah!"

[Anastasia]

"You have to hurry! I don't know how much longer I can fight off the Hag Virus. If you don't help me, I may lose control and become an uncute Tarrasque!"

[Carthrat]

Carthrat-chan paused. "How.. long.. am I expected to be away from home?"

[Anastasia]

"As long as it takes to defeat the Agers, Ratty chan." it declares.

[Carthrat]

"What if I just kill this thing that's stopping you from staying sane, then come back, do some preperation, THEN go back and finish this.. this.. job."

Carthrat-chan shakes her head in exapseration..

[Anastasia]

"Others are infected as well, Ratty-Chan! The longer you wait...the more of us are lost to the uncute side. We just want to live in peace with our cuteness, we don't want to be world destorying meanies!" It starts sobbing Mihoshi style, drenching your back with warm tears.