Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

Started by Anastasia, February 22, 2003, 05:50:37 AM

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Anastasia

"Bu...but...but that's UNKAWAII!" It's too dark and black and icky! No Pretty Soldier should wear that!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"EXACTLY."

Carthrat-chan manages to force an evil sneer out, despite her stupid costume..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"But you need to be a cute champion, not a uncute dominatrix!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Why? What possible bearing does being cute have on my powers? It's not like fucking cuteness powers the world or anything."

Carthrat nods.

"LOVE powers the world, and cuteness is not necessarily love!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Cuteness does power Falx. And it powers your powers..."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Yeah. My powers. Right."

Ok, then there's a line to remember, Carthrat, no matter how much it's going to irritate you and make you want to kill yourself. We can do that after we save the world from a herd of Tarrasques. Wait for me, Yuki.

"You're.. cu.. cute.. when.. y.. you're.. an..angry....ohfuck."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"I am! YAY! I wanna be cute right now!"

She drops you from the glomp and goes back to 40 - foot tall mode.  She proceedes to throw a fake anger temper tantrum, really playing it up.

On the down side, your building is caught in the middle. By the time she's stopped...well, have you invested in owner's insurance? The damage is VERY extensive at this point.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'm going to turn around and count to 3. When I turn back around, my apartment will be intact and the way it was before you came. Otherwise.."

An evil glint comes into Carthrat's mind.

"..I'll switch the blue mascara with the red mascara. We'll see whose crying THEN!"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Hmm...That could work too. Both are cute!" she says as the apartment building rocks and shudders quite disturbingly.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Oh.. god.. I.. fuck.. if you're going to knock it down.. oh.. hell..security.. phone.. insurance. I will be.. going, for a while."

Carthrat-chan droops her head. "What do I do?"
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Just close your eyes while I get us back to Falx. It shouldn't take but a moment."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

You close your eyes...You begin to hear what sounds like a building collapsing...and then a feelilng of rushing through wind.

When you open your eyes, you find yourself in a new place. Quite a cute place, as a matter of fact.

You are standing in a small living room made for 100% Grade AAA cuteness.  A pink, cat themed couch, pengiun wall paper and heart and swirl carpeting all grab your attention.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

* Karthuratsu produces his vibroknives.

"Slash. Slash and tear."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

When you take out your knife, you notice some....alterations have been made to it.  It now has a handle shaped like cute Rat's head, down to a big, toothy grin and whiskers.  The blade sparkles with glued on golden glitter.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?