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Started by Carthrat, May 30, 2002, 04:14:41 AM

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She stared at the inert, crumbled body of Mr. Pervert.  "Umm. . . I think that's punishment enough."  She looked at him oddly.  "Hmm. . ."

She kicked him sharply.  "That's for being a pervert!"
 Princess_Herb turns into the sexy girl soldier, Sailor_Dragon
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Bean Bandit

And suddenly a woman's boot was planted firmly on his chest. Jean stood there a dagger in each hand.

"Nice trick with my underwear..." Jean hissed. "And now...hold VERY still while I decide what to cut off first..."
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I love the games I've played here.

RangerShade

"Urk..."

Sheepishly he held up a pair of panties.

Unfortunately for him it was the wrong pair.

The gasp from the elf let Lucky know he was about 10 seconds away from some serious hurting.

Which left him only one option.

Slipping the mouthpiece of his bagpipe into his mouth, the bard blew a powerful blast that he aimed at the
underside of the two girl's outfits.

"Bardic Technique: Sonic Goose!"


OOC: Sonic goose: through the use of sound and air pressure, this technique mimics the effect of a pervert pinching one's bottom. Perfect for use in dances, opera, and other crowded areas with a lot of noise.
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

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She twitched.  Underwear. . . yep, they're off.  Blast of air startled her for a moment, but then the crossbow was out again, and she shot.
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RangerShade

Lucky's life flashed before his eyes.

Then the sound sharp pinch to the elf's bottom finally hit.

Her sudden shriek threw her aim off enough that the bolt landed by his head instead of in it.

"That was too close..."

Lucky started rolling, that old trick wasn't going to buy him much time...
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

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OOC:  Shade, I didn't really mind, because I wasn't expecting Lucky to take the hit, but could you please not write Lallie's responses again?  I'd appreciate it.

IC:  Lallie stumbled back, out of bolts and a bit shaky.  She could chase after him with her longbow if she wanted, but. . . he might pinch her again. . . or feel her up!

It was definitely time to retreat.

She ran back to safety of her friends and comrades, however unhelpful they had been so far.
 Princess_Herb turns into the sexy girl soldier, Sailor_Dragon
*** Princess_Herb is now known as Sailor_Dragon
* Unseen is vaguely creeped out
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RangerShade

OCC: Sorry about that, I was running out of options to stay alive at that point. You're a little bit bloodthirsty. ^^'

IC: Panting in relief, Lucky looked up at the group.

"Truce?"
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

Bean Bandit

Jean's eyes widened briefly as she felt the pinch to her backside. Her glare turned murderous, and she stepped forward, adjusting her grip on her daggers.

He was going to die....oh YES he was...
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Kwokinator

Heezan did a U-Turn in his running from Fred and ran back at Lucky.

"Damn!  You!" he screamed as he stomped repeatedly on the downed bard. "I!  Told!  You!  To!  Get!  Your!  Hands!  Off!  My!  Lallie!"

Hoisting the trampled bard up by the collar, he held Lucky up in front of himself and turned around, getting a human shield to use against Fred.

Bean Bandit

Jean recoiled as Heezan snatched her prey. She sighed as the beating commenced.

"So much for killing him..." she sighed. "Oh well..."

She glance over at Lallie, who obviously didn't have much experience with this kind of thing. "You ok?"
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I love the games I've played here.

RangerShade

"Ara...."

Now quite dizzy from several repeated poundings in the last few minute,
turned back to the guy holding him Lucky swayed from side to side.

What was that big red blob in the front of that guy's face?


One hand came up to honk Heezan's nose.

"Barroon! Barroon go honk honk!"
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."

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Lallie heard Jean's question, but was too busy looking around in confusion to answer.  "Ah. . . where is this other Lallie?  How come I never see her?

Turning to Jean, she smiled.  "Yeah, I'm fine!  But Mr. Pervert is really perverted."
 Princess_Herb turns into the sexy girl soldier, Sailor_Dragon
*** Princess_Herb is now known as Sailor_Dragon
* Unseen is vaguely creeped out
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Kwokinator

Heezan was in the middle of opening his mouth to babble out a reply when he was honked on the nose.

"Itai!" he cried, and reflexively elbowed Lucky in the temple with his other hand. "Grr..."

Bean Bandit

Jean smirked, slipping her daggers back into their hidden sheaths.

"Most guys are, sugar. Just give them something else to think about, like a knee in the right place and they leave you alone."
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I love the games I've played here.

RangerShade

"Aaa!"

Still holding onto the nose, Lucky fell back down.

"Oooo...lookie all the ugly wizards floating awound and awound..."
"Wonderful, we're probably all going to die now."