DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Brian]

As Director's Commentary most likely won't be ready for some time....

Put your sarcastic wit to work, and post your one-liners here.

[Dracos]

<Death> Dracos: Hey, if magic exists its worth trying.

"Secondly, the wolf was sent to protect your friend."

Brian> Holy shit!  It's the box-cutter kid!

It all began with a cold root beer, early, on January 1st, 2007.

Dracos

[Dracos]

"Crime doesn't pay"

Dracos

[Huitzil]

"When youpicked Shade's brain, you found out about that thirty bucks he owes me, right? Because if you control him now, I'm pretty sure the debt transfers over to you."

[Brian]

<Ginrai> "Still, how did a guy that paranoid end up getting caught?"

[Dracos]

Brian> 'Ayame' says, (in a word-balloon):  "It looks like you're trying to hack a covert network!"

Dracos

[Dracos]

[15:37] <Shade> roll 2#1d6
[15:37] <Chibi-Suu> Them bones was tossed for Shade ... : 2#1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}, [ 1d6=1 ]{1}

Snake Eyes!

EDIT:

[20:02] <Rez> "Ginrai, they're tied up.  Stop trying to scare them."

Dracos

[Huitzil]

And now, the complete, unedited script from a rejected episode for the TV series "Monk", entitled "Mr. Monk and the Metahuman".

[INT: WORKSHOP. San Francisco police mill about, analyzing the crime scene. A massive spray of blood paints the floor and walls, emitting from a point just outside a massive, three-foot thick vault door. In the foreground, STOTTLEMEYER talks with MONK, while SHARONA stands to the side, trying not to look at the gruesome display.]

STOTTLEMEYER: The victim was named "Takeshi Fujinaka", age 21.  Family says he's been in Japan up until about a week ago, though customs has no record of him coming into the country. The ME says... from what she found of the body... he probably died about 19 hours ago.

[STOTTLEMEYER looks down at the blood stains, then looks back up at MONK; suprised to see that he is ignoring the blood and instead concentrating on the massive, open door.]

MONK: This door was locked from the inside... Why would the killer stay in a room that was locked from the inside? It doesn't make any sense...

[All pause, thinking. Then MONK's face brightens.]

MONK: Of course! He wasn't satying here, he was imprisoned, because he was a living engine of blood and death. And then when he got set free, Fujinaka decided to mouth off to him, because he was an idiot, and then he got ripped open like a can of tuna.

STOTTLEMEYER: CASE CLOSED!

[CAPTAIN YOAZ, a giant chicken, rides into view on a motorcycle.]

YOAZ: I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!

[ROLL CREDITS]

[Brian]

Ginrai: 156$ (150$ table (first piece of Dracos's house destroyed), 6$ lead pipe -- last known surviving piece of Dracos' house)

<Ginrai> Bri: By the end of the game, that pipe will be worth much more than the $6 that was used to buy it!

[Rezantis]

<Bjorn> "Yeah, hi, we have this secret lab for illegal human experimentation, and these guys stole some routers from us, and we'd, uh, like to report the theft, please."

[Dracos]

<Dracos> "They just ripped my eyes out, no biggie."

Dracos

[Bjorn]

<Bjorn> And, I hate to say it, but... what about Ginrai?

<Rez> He's playing with the pipe.
<Rez> "So, Ginrai, what do you think?"
<Rez> "Well, Mr Lucky Pipe says . . ."
<Rez> "Right.  Thanks."

[Dracos]

<Bjorn>: I'm still outside the door.
<Bjorn>: ...
<Bjorn>: I wanna cast magic missile!

[Dracos]

<Huitzil> How the hell did you know that?
<Dracos>  Does that really matter, Mr. Anderson?  What you should be asking, is how you are going to say anything when you have...no mouth.
<Huitzil> But I do you fucking idiot.
<Dracos> No mouth....  God damn it, can't props do anything right?

Dracos
Okay, someone rip out his spine for that.

[Bjorn]

<Bjorn> Rez is about to have the metahuman dick-size war with Unseen.

<Bjorn> <Rez> You think you're all badass cause you blew up a shed?  We blew up San Francisco, man.