DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Dracos]

[22:36] <Rez> Hey, Faceless, did you hear the joke about the Canadian, the American, and the Australian?

Dracos

[Brian]

<Astryd> So, we can prove our innocence.
<Devin> Yeah.  Should we do it?
<Ginrai> This looks like a good time to change the subject.  Hey, Bjorn!

[Bjorn]

<Rez> And they have a million orcs!
<Roger> What?
<Rez> Er.  A thousand thousands of orcs.
<Roger>  Ah.  That'd be a lot.
<Erik> Really?  I thought that was many.
<Alec> No, no, it's many many lots!
<Roger> Get away.
<Alec> Count 'em yourself.  One, two, many, lots, many lots...
* Erik smacks Alec.
<Erik> Shut up, you, with your fancy book-learning.
<Rez> ...

[Brian]

"On second thought," Bjorn says, turning away from the forge, "Let's go find Lammermore. He doesn't deserve the sword he's got, the bastard. I'll defeat him with groin-fu, and then we're all set."

He pauses. "Unless, of course, you'd rather do the deed," he offers. "Because my groin-fu is way mad cool."

Ceci n'est pas un poste.

[Dracos]

<@Dracos> Ideas anyone?
<Stormriders> We're all going to die!
Chanserv sets mode +m.
<@Dracos> Anyone at all?
<+Rez>Well we could go to the temples.
<@Dracos> Sounds like a plan!  Let's go!

Dracos
is lame

[Brian]

[20:53] <Ginrai> post
[20:53] * Ginrai wonders how long it'll take for his plan to backfire
[20:53] <@Brian> Ginrai: Post.
[20:54] <@Brian> Ginrai: We'll enter combat time here.

[Dracos]

<Rez> I did something stupid.  Sorry.
<Dracos> *baps* Don't do it again.  Now, let's see...  I'll question him.
<Rez> I did something stupid again.
<Dracos> ....
<Rez> :D

Dracos
EDIT REZ: Added the last line. For, you know, clarity.

[Brian]

* Faceless suggest that the butch bull-dyke Lorekeeper marm burst into Serril's chambers, and tell all those slacking no-good lazy-ass Lorekeepers that if they don't get their butts in gear and get some combat spells ready to go, Dean Kevin is going to cut funding for the Sigma Masta Beta Lorekeepers, he is *not* kidding.

[Bjorn]

* Faceless does wonder about the other dreams.
<Faceless> At a guess, they'll be different genres.
* Rez doesn't know what the Ayer's Rock level is going to be, buuuuuuttttttt . . .
<@Dracos> It's going to be fallout.
<Faceless> Something post-apocalyptic, almost certainly. >.<
<Faceless> OooooooooooOOoooOOoooOOooOOooooo.
<Faceless> Maybe Army of Darkness.
<Faceless> That'd be cool.
<Faceless> * Rez brandishes an assault rifle.
<Faceless> <Rez> This is my BOOM-STICK!
<Faceless> * Bjorn brandishes Shinmyouken.
<Faceless> <Bjorn> This is my INVISIBLE SWORD!  
<Faceless> * Birds chirp.
<Faceless> <Bjorn> Maybe I should go out and start over again.

[Dracos]

<Dracos> *HEADBUTT OF DOOM!*
<OgreGeneral> Was that supposed to hurt?
<Dracos> Oh look at the birdies...

Dracos
*is not funny*

[Rezantis]

Closing his eyes, Ginrai tries to concentrate on his lead pipe to see if he can make it appear in his hand.

Ginrai concentrates harder, imagining the texture and feel of the pipe.

--

Sorry, Gin, but a knife is just -not your weapon-. ;)

[Rezantis]

<@Rez> So, Alec, where'd you get your new axe?
<+Alec> It, er . . . fell off the back of a wagon.
<@Rez> . . .
<+Alec> I tried to give it back but they just didn't seem interested, and it was so shiny! I couldn't just leave it there!
<@Rez> . . .
<+Alec> You did it.
<@Rez> . . .
* Rez sets mode: -v Alec
* Rez sends Alec to go and stand in the corner.

[Rezantis]

Carthrat:
<Arthur> "It's strength like that.. we find heroes in.
<Arthur> "Ah, not that an ancestor's will should go unrespected, Sir."
<Arthurt> "If you say he's not a hero, that's fine with me."

[Bjorn]

<Relm> That's because you're just not manly enough to move under such a burden.
* Faceless eyes the steroid-abuser.
* Relm eyes Shorty.
<Faceless> Perhaps I will take my masuclinity advice from someone not at increased risk of sterility.
<Relm> And perhaps I will take my masculinity advice from someone whose inability to keep it in their pants is causing the downfall of human civilization as we know it. :D
<Relm> So!
<Relm> Bjorn!
<Relm> What kinda advice have you got for me?

[Brian]

<Faceless> Brian:  Just to confirm, I have a distinct absence (0) of monetary funds, right?
<@Brian> Yes.
<Faceless> Buh.
<@Brian> Huitzil has money.
<@Brian> I think Rez and Dracos do, as well.
<@Brian> But you and Ginrai are/were both broke.
<@Brian> This is easy to deal with, though.
<@Brian> Just abuse your position of authority.
<@Brian> <Bjorn> "You!  Guard!  I demand that you enter the treasury, and bring me ... a single copper piece."
<@Brian> <Guard> "But, but sir--"
<@Brian> <Bjorn> "No questions!  Fetch me my riches!"
<@Brian> <Guard> "Yes, but--"
<@Brian> <Bjorn> "Run, fool!  Bring it!"
<@Brian> <Guard> "Okay ... but you get paid way more than that."