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Started by Dracos, May 11, 2006, 08:08:41 PM

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Dracos

[23:34] <Hello-Weissy> Don't underestimate the power of tabletop grunts.
[23:35] <@Asher> ;_;

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More to remind folks this is here.  Come on... =p

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Ragnar

...Hardware error? I have no idea what happened, but thought this was worthy enough to post here. Ignore the backwards typos, as it seems to be another anomaly.

[12:00] <Ragnar_Away> You break your toes on the helmet.
[12:01] <Ragnar_Away> And, on "Baby You Can Drive My Car:" http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-09-26T120033Z_01_L26911495_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-BOY1.xml&src=rss
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> ?KCUF ETHT AHW nos siahpmnE(
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> ;;;<_<
[12:03] <Ragnar_Away> help!
[12:04] <Liddo-kun> O_o
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> my keyboard is typing backwards
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> tsirhC suseJ
[12:05] <Ragnar_Away> .emit toobeR
[12:06] <Ragnar_Away> .pu dekcuf si sihT
[12:06] <Kotono> ?looc
[12:07] <Ragnar_Away> .YREV TON
[12:08] <Iwata> Heh, that's awesome ^^
[12:08] <Ragnar_Away> .ton is tI
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> SCREW YOU, RAGNAR!  DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> Woops.  My keyboard seems to have caught Tourette's.  Apologies.
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> >.>
[12:09] <Liddo-kun> <.<
[12:09] <Iwata> It's a virus!  You're dead! :D
[12:09] * Ragnar_Away ".sserp tnenamrep" no enihsamg nishaw a ni iehsulp eth fsfuts
[12:09] <Ragnar_Away> sffuts*
[12:10] <Ragnar_Away> reboot
[12:10] <Liddo-kun> What?  What's that?  Sorry.  Me no speaky-speaky gibberish.  :)
[12:10] * Liddo-kun flees~
[12:10] <Ragnar_Away> I have to type backwards
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> .skcus ti
[12:11] <Liddo-kun> Go reboot then so you stop reading like Midi on his good day.
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> tuiq/
[12:11] <Ragnar_Away> ;_;
[12:11] * Liddo-kun snorts
[12:11] * Ragnar_Away is now known as Ragnar
[12:12] <Liddo-kun> It was a boring day today, but now it's not quite so.  Perhaps having you leave for a reboot is a bad idea...
[12:13] <Ragnar> .hcnul tae og tsuj dluoc I
[12:13] * Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Sep 26 12:13:28 2006
-Ragnar
"BUT THOU MUST!"

DannyCat|somewhere: Watch out, Huitzil. Encredible froce is being swang here.

Dracos

Well, Goodbye.

Brian

In mIRC, you can trigger this error by repeatedly tapping the right control key in combination with 'shift' or 'alt'.  The left combination seems to restore it.
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Ragnar

Interesting. I'll keep that in mind, but I noticed that the problem seemed more to be that the computer kept receiving signals for the "left" arrow key, as witnessed when I placed the cursor at the end of a line of text and it scrolled to the beginning. >_>;
-Ragnar
"BUT THOU MUST!"

DannyCat|somewhere: Watch out, Huitzil. Encredible froce is being swang here.

Dracos

[09:43] <Maz> Don't you have your cousin, now?
[09:44] <@Thrall> He has really high charisma as well!
[09:44] * @Ko-Kanon snickers.
[09:44] <Seraphin> He's my -cousin-.
[09:45] <Seraphin> Korin's a better option.\
[09:46] <@Carthrat> THIS
[09:46] <@Carthrat> IS
[09:46] <@Carthrat> HIGH
[09:46] <@Carthrat> FANTASY
Well, Goodbye.

Merc

So... Rat has fantasies about Seraphin/Dorrin incest while he's high?
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Zenthor

<10/30>[10:24:36] * pnuser (PNUser@ip24-252-195-102.mc.at.cox.net) has joined #soulriders
<10/30>[10:24:55] * pnuser is now known as Jessica
<10/30>[10:25:02] <Koaway> Hi.
<10/30>[10:25:11] <Jessica> ?msg nickserv identify kamex2
<10/30>[10:25:40] <Jessica> hi
<10/30>[10:25:45] <DexieOblivion> Oops.
<10/30>[10:25:49] <Koaway> Very oops.
<10/30>[10:25:50] <Jessica> wat
<10/30>[10:25:53] * Jessica (PNUser@ip24-252-195-102.mc.at.cox.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Koaway))
iato: *hugs Super* Lala.
redffea: Its that exciting Super?
Supaaielman: *Explodes*

Dracos

Well, Goodbye.

Dexie Oblivion

The sequel!

* Jessica has joined #soulriders
<Jessica> who wants to see my pic?
<Zenthor-TheyAreMadeOutOfMeat> Ahem.
* Jessica has quit IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by Zenthor-TheyAreMadeOutOfMeat))
* Zenthor-TheyAreMadeOutOfMeat is now known as Zenthor
<Zenthor> Oh, my.
<Zenthor> That pleases me -so- much.
<Zenthor> That she didn't change her password or anything.
<DexieOblivion> You're such an ass. XD
<Iwata> Who's that? ^_^
<DexieOblivion> You should have at least waited for her to link the pic. XD

Edit: Part 3, simply cause it made me giggle. XD

* Jessica has joined #soulriders
<Jessica> hi
<Jessica> where is every one?
<DexieOblivion> Oh!
<DexieOblivion> Oh!
<DexieOblivion> I wanna do it this time!
* Jessica has left #soulriders
<DexieOblivion> ...damn! XD
Pet my snake, pet my ssssnaaaake. :P

Dracos

You could've ghosted her from the server anyways =p

She doesn't have to be in the room for it.
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

That's just sad. Does she even realise what she did?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dexie Oblivion

Quote from: "Dracos"You could've ghosted her from the server anyways =p

She doesn't have to be in the room for it.

Where's the fun in that? :P
Pet my snake, pet my ssssnaaaake. :P

KLSymph

Quote> Quick, what comes to mind when I say "name a household chore that doesn't involve cleaning or paying bills"?
<Ragnar> Washing dishes.
<Onigiri> Thats cleaning :P
<Onigiri> BBQ :D
> BBQ != chore. :p
<Onigiri> Bah :p
<DannyCat|somewhere> Reloading the cat with missiles.
> Can be indoor or outdoor chore.
> No cat available.
<Onigiri> Drinking beer :D
<Ragnar> Taking out the trash?
<Onigiri> Especially that yanke stuff. Thats a chore.
<Onigiri> Ragnar: cleaning :p
<Ragnar> :p
<DannyCat|somewhere> Reconfiguring the home network firewall.
<Cabbit> Feeding the fish.
<Ragnar> Yeah, electric wiring and stuff.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Putting the fish in a barrel.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Gluing the silverware to the ceiling.
<DexieOblivion> Mmm...barrelfish.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Understanding the dog.
<Ragnar> Re-uphoslstering the sofa.
<Cabbit> feeding the dog.
> Hmm, feeding pets and electrical maintenance seem to be on top.
<Ragnar> Sewing.
<DexieOblivion> Making trash bags.
<Ragnar> Despunking the linenmeier.
<DexieOblivion> Making water.
<Ragnar> Inflating Zepplins.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Creating matter from void.
<DexieOblivion> Listeing to Led Zepplin.
<DexieOblivion> *listening
<Ragnar> Reanimating corpses.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Slaying raccoons.
<DexieOblivion> Building a golem.
> Okay, clearly we're going into "death spiral" mode as far as ideas are concerned.

It continues.

Quote<Ragnar> Kissing the squid.
<DexieOblivion> Shaving the pineapple.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Constructing an authentic 1:1 scale Aztec pyramid in your bathtub.
<Ragnar> Squeezing the Charmin.
<DexieOblivion> Building a model of Dracos' left buttcheek out of toothpicks.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Altering the gravitational constant of the universe.
<Ragnar> Blowing square bubbles.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Teaching the hamster to kill chickens with a single kick.
<DexieOblivion> Eating babies.
<Baka> Masquerading as a man with a reason.
<Ragnar> Eschewing obfuscation.
<Ragnar> Listening to bad 80s music :p
<DexieOblivion> Speaking in Iambic Pentameter.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Building a TV-watching fort out of chairs and blankets.
<Ragnar> Mopping the walls.
<Baka> Rapping in trochaic tetrometer
<DexieOblivion> Smiting nonbelievers!
<Ragnar> Reciting episode 3 of "Gundam G" backwards.
<Ragnar> Or is it "G Gundam"... >_>
<DexieOblivion> G Gundam
<DannyCat|somewhere> Pouring Lucky Charms into the blender and calling it "Fabric of Time".
<Ragnar> Building the perfect beast.
<Baka> Smashing busts of Caesar over old ladies' heads.
<Ragnar> Giving Bishops sponge-baths.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Declining to gnaw upon edible socks.
<Baka> Inundating the church with greetings cards
<DexieOblivion> Terrorizing the innocent.
<Ragnar> Pickling dodo eggs.
<DexieOblivion> Picking your nose.
<Baka> Dancing the grim fandango.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Installing indoor sprinkler systems.
<Ragnar> Verbing the adjective nouns.
<DexieOblivion> Playing grim fandango
<Baka> Truncating snakes.
<Ragnar> Explaining the "Skin Effect" to a teddy bear.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Purchasing trebuchets in a time of pudding.
<DexieOblivion> Trying to figure out what the jazz is all about
<DannyCat|somewhere> Arranging your shoes in reverse numerical order.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Listening to Hare Hare Yukai Live Arrangement Version.
<Baka> Conducting yourself with crass hysteria.
<DexieOblivion> Listing chores for a friend in IRC
* KLSymph is just going to turn off the incoming-message flash notice now since it looks like you guys aren't running out of steam.

And continues.

Quote<DannyCat|somewhere> Deriving the whole of existance from a single piece of fairy cake.
<DannyCat|somewhere> Singing the soundless song.
<Ragnar> Waxing the green poodle.
<DexieOblivion> Corrupting the youth of the nation.
<Ragnar_Away> Peering on IRC.
* Ragnar_Away is now known as Ragnar
<Ragnar> Wearing stripes on a Thursday.
<DexieOblivion> Making love with your ego.

And then starts rhyming.

Quote<Ragnar> Naming names.
<Baka> Naming shames.
<Ragnar> Blaming James.
<Storm> Cutting lanes.
<DexieOblivion> Wearing mary janes.
<Ragnar> Raining cranes.
<DexieOblivion> Watching Dr. Fraiser Crane.
<Shuten> Divining the eternal flame
<Storm> Trying to stay sane.
<DexieOblivion> Being in extreme pain x.x
<Baka> Humming the refrain.
<Storm> Slapping the vain.
<Shuten> Regarding all you meet with disdain
<Ragnar> Sinking the Maine.
<Ragnar> Fighting the battle of the Maine.
<Baka> Mister Cellophane.
<Storm> Rapping on the window pane.
<DexieOblivion> Breaking a pattern of rhymes. :)

You people are insane. And as of this writing, you're apparently still going.

Dracos

That made me laugh. =D

Way to go crew!

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.