The hunt for companionship (Calleigh)

[Yuthirin]

"Uhhhm...I'm a courre though. I don't get fat unless I wanna. Neither does she." Calleigh points at Canderella.

Meanwhile, the puff of cream is reshaping itself into a small castle.

[Anastasia]

"I don't care, you're going to eat and like it."

Meanwhile, Canderella's voice is heard in your mind, 'Just enjoy the food, we'll get out of here fastest if we don't fight her.'

[Yuthirin]

More pie is eaten. The castle demolishes itself and reconstructs into an improbable creamy catapult. Calleigh places a fistful of pie into the bucket.

The creaking of ghostly ropes and wood can be heard.

[Anastasia]

'Don't do it,' Canderella sends, not even missing a bite of food.

[Yuthirin]

The arm creaks backward, displaying tension totally incongruous with the materials used.

'It's not me~eee!' Calleigh sing-songs a reply.

[Anastasia]

What direction is the catapult aiming at?

[Yuthirin]

straight ahead currently

[Anastasia]

Canderella quickly finishes her food up, standing, "Thank you, but we really must be moving along now. Our mission is not a light one."

[Yuthirin]

With a loud clunking noise, the catapult turns to face Canderella.

[Anastasia]

"Why thank you d-what in tarnation are you doing?!" Your hostess turns on Calleigh, "Don't play with your food!"

Meanwhile Canderella makes haste out of there, swiftly so.

[Yuthirin]

The catapult, and indeed the entire plate, launches itself after Canderella!

[Anastasia]

Make a ranged touch attack roll.

[Yuthirin]

[10:32] <Serith> Yu roll for Serith < 39 >12 [d20=19]

[Anastasia]

Hit, her touch AC is 35.

It flies and....direct hit! Right on the back of Canderella's head. She stumbles forward and into the door, which goes open under her weight and sends her through it. "Aaaah!" she cries.

"No food fighting in my kitchen! Out, out!" Your hostess grabs you and marches you out, putting you in the air next to Canderella.

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh is a mess of pie and giggles.