Adventure Twisted Side Story - CRAZZZZY RAT AND HIS CAST OF

Started by Anastasia, February 22, 2003, 05:50:37 AM

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Carthrat

Carthrat  blinks.

"Er, don't tell me you want to go into space. It'll take you several years to find a ship...

...er...

...well..

...probably."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

In the back corner of his mind, Carthrat has a alarm system that goes off when he's royally fucked up.

You are now getting a seven point symphony from it...The grin on her face is getting bigger.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"No, really! You can't even *hope* to fly a ship without the proper technical expertise! Hell, there are probably about three other humans on the planet who know how! All the rest died. In space. Because they thought they could take it.

Besides, er, there's nothing there. Just space colony after repetitive space colony."

Well. Close enough, anyway.
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Uh huh, Ratty," she says in a distracted, not really there sort of voice. She's really lost in thought, that disturbing grin still there.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

* Koran Kalzo boldly struggles not to cry.

"Well, I guess you have some job for me in repayment, huh? Name it."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

She turns to you, the stars and all the universe still in her eyes.

"Yeah, Ratty; I have the perfect job for you," she does not wait for an answer, instead allowing her eyes to focus on you. "Do you remember Lacryma Christi and Toxa Christi, the Neo Germania freaks I told you about few months back?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"What, those neo-nazi-type people? Or were those the *other* sisters?"

Carthrat scratches his head in confusion..
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"No, those were the Oldman quartet. They're...dead, someone with a hyper gatling gun and a grudge went after them." she says with a small, vicious grin. "These two are a piece of work. Lacryma and Toxa claim to be from Bismarkian Prussia/Germany. Regardless if that is true or not, they believe a controlled, ruthless Prussian army will rise to take over Europe and Asia."

"And as any crazies, they think they will lead the armies, yada yada yada. I don't care about that, I care that they've been harrassing my shipments in the Pacific now."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Havn't you tried the Q-boat tactic they used in World War 1? You know, where you disguise a few destroyers as freight ships?"

[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Considered it...but why waste the money on ships when I have my own 'Blow'em up good!' edition Ratty Chan? ^_^" she teases around a growing grin.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"Because it's generally cheaper?" Carthrat replied, wincing.

"Fine, fine... you're covering all expenses, but I'll do it with no fee."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

Shizue chan grins even moreso. You have a sudden flashback to Falx and the grinning, kawaii masses...

"...Ratty, I said okay...Rat?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

Carthrat shakes it off.

"Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I suppose you've got tickets for me already?

Oh, I'll need to visit your armoury.."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up

Anastasia

"Of course I have tickets for you...But don't you want to know WHERE you are going first?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Carthrat

"You've never told me that before, even when I *did* ask," grumbles Carthrat. "The only thing that kept me coming back was the amazing, terrific, mind-boggling, head-spinning sax you can play."
[19:14] <Annerose> Aww, mouth not outpacing brain after all?
[19:14] <Candide> My brain caught up