DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Brian]

<@Brian> I need to create a 'number of times player moved to call GM names' stat for the random stats.

[Bjorn]

<Rez> As a serious question, though, what kinds of tools do you have that could help us against the dreadmarch?
<Liandral> Weapons.  Lots of weapons.
<Rez> Well, that's just kick-ass, Neo.  Too bad about the whole "pansy-ass elf" thing, isn't it?

[Dracos]

<Dracos>"Doesn't that...hurt?"
<Liandril>"Naw, I didn't really need those organs anyway."

Dracos

[Rezantis]

<Alec> You come from another world?
<Rez> Not just that . . . on my world, I am ALSO a mighty warrior!
* Bjorn ignores Rez in favor of evaluating Alec and Mirallia's reactions.
* Rez is now known as CodeWarriorRezantis
<CodeWarriorRezantis> COWER, MORTALS!

[Dracos]

<GM>SIEGE!
<Players>PLOT!
<GM>But...siege?
<Players>PLOT FIRST!
<GM> Siege now?
<Players> No.  Go sit in a corner and write more plot.

Dracos
As it happened?

[Bjorn]

Liandral grunts, still not entirely consious, and struggles weakly.  The glow of light from the priestess's hands brightens, and seems to soothe him ... when she's done, his hand is still gone, but the wounds are healed.  "How did this happen?" she asks, looking around.

"You know what?" Bjorn says, wearily, drawing a hand across his forehead.  "Fuck it.  I'll tell you how it happened.  It happened because he's a dumbshit.  'Oh, I'm big and tough!'" he singsongs mockingly.  "'Dur, I'll stick weapons in my body and bring them along!  After all, what are the odds I'll get stuck in some pansy-ass elf body that folds in half when somebody sneezes too hard?'

"That's right!" he proclaims, throwing his arms wide.  "Liandral is actually from another fucking world, trapped in your Liandral's body.  I'm the same!  And so is Bloom, Shuker, Durant, Lindsey, Serril, and Parthipan."  He points at each in turn, just so no one can mistake him.  "I'd pause so you can exclaim in confusion, but you all knew that already, didn't you?  Hell, I started getting 'Welcome to the Neighbourhood' cards yesterday.  So fuck it.  I'm tired of trying to hide it.  I mean, I was seriously considering trying to cover up his fuck-up," jerking a thumb dismissively at Liandral, "and hell, we're not even working together.   And you know what?  It ain't worth this much effort.  You are all primitive little monkeys with the cultural and technlogical sophistication of barnacles.  I would kill all of you without a second thought, except that it turns out that, because somebody up there has a big honking sense of irony, we have to clean up your mess."  He pauses thoughtfully for a second.  "Okay, in fairness, the mess was started by a group from our world.  They got here, so they got the job of fucking you all over -- a job, I'd like to add after a couple weeks of working with you, that sounds pretty damn sweet."

He waggles a finger reprovingly at Kevin, who'd looked like he was about to start speaking.  "Ah-ah-ah!" he admonishes.  "Monkey doesn't talk, monkey listens.  We're here to fix things.  So, all of you shut up and listen, and if you're good obedient little savages, maybe we'll get out of this intact, okay?"

Crossing his arms, he looks out over the crowd.  "First things first.  We kill all the elves.  We don't like elves, pointy-eared little sneaking things.  Second, Ekim, get over here and smack me with your hammer.  Goddamnit, it's time for a power-up.  Thirdly, go invent gunpowder."  He looks around and frowns.  "Well? What the hell are you waiting for?"

[Bjorn]

<Dracos> Not your day, Slimy Lizard!

Ah, no, wait.  My mad.  This isn't the thread for scenes that should be deleted, is it?

[Rezantis]

Slimey. Slime[/u]y.  My logs are very clear on this point. :)

[Dracos]

[03:43] <Brian> <Bjorn> So, apparently, your 'sinning' really was almost enough to let Hammar escape from his crystal.
[03:43] <Brian> <Mirallia> I... see.
[03:44] <Brian> <Bjorn> I have to free him to win.
[03:44] <Brian> <Mirallia> Okay.
[03:44] <Brian> <Bjorn> I just want you to think about the implications of that.
[03:44] <Brian> <Mirallia> ....

You don't get to decide when it's been 15+ days since a deleted scene.

Dracos

[Dracos]

[22:33] <Brian> <Other_PCs> You know, Gin, about your participation....
[22:34] <Brian> <Non-PC_Observers> ...actually, you should try to be more active in the game.
[22:34] <Brian> <Ginrai> Okay.
[22:34] <Brian> <Brian> Very well!  Have a plot hook, and neat stuff going on.
[22:34] <Brian> <Ginrai> Looks like a good spot for a break!
[22:34] <Brian> <Brian> But ... I ... you ... the ....  ;.;

Yeah, smack me for abuse of this thread, but maybe in having it permanently there it'll help remind.

Dracos

[Bjorn]

<@Bjorn> You know, though, it'd be kind of fun to be sent down to the Archonae city.
<@Bjorn> <Bjorn> Your crystals or your life!
<@Bjorn> <Archon> Wait.  Don't I know you?
<@Bjorn> <Bjorn> Uh....
<@Bjorn> <Archon> Yeah, you!  I remember!  I played Bowl The Vassal with you!
<@Bjorn> <Bjorn> No, no, you're thinking of someone else.  We're very interchangeable.

[Bjorn]

<OkibiOhki> <Faceless> "Okay.  We know what needs to be done.  Who can do it?"
<OkibiOhki> <Dracos> "Durant?"
<OkibiOhki> <Lammermore> "Who that is not locked away for being an assasin king, rather."
<OkibiOhki> <Faceless> "Anyone?"
<OkibiOhki> * Kevin shakes his head.
<OkibiOhki> <Faceless> "DAMNIT, Kevin!  Why don't you have keep-ninjas?"

[Dracos]

<Dracos>I think we should kill everyone.
<Rez> No.  Bad Dracos.
<Dracos> Not even one?
<Rez> Not even one.
<Dracos> Can I at least gnaw on them a bit?
<Rez> NO!

Dracos

[Rezantis]

Player One, You May Continue This Game . . .

[Bjorn]

<Rez> Hey, Bjorn.
<Bjorn> What's up?
<Rez> <IC> whine whine whine, bitch bitch, sorry the insult was meant for Ginrai, but nonetheless you're a psycho and you're scaring me, whine whine whine, complain, brace, shoot shoot shoot, unbrace, whine.</IC>
<Bjorn> <IC> Yeah, sorry, the whole "lives of billions resting on us" thing was getting to me, but man, I became, like, a GOD, man, and I like, saw, y'know, things and there was peace and love and harmony and I'm all better now m'kay? Hugs and kisses, give you cookies later, XOXOXOXOX.</IC>
<Rez> Conversation synopsized.
* Rez wanders off to get lunch.